Mrs. Fabish: Did you know that I am going to have a baby?
Student: What?! No. You didn't tell us that!
Mrs. Fabish: I know, I'm telling you now. :)
Student: WHO'S THE FATHER?!
Mrs. Fabish: [trying not to laugh] Well, that would be MR. Fabish, my husband.
Student: Oh. Well you should celebrate!